Despicable: People Rioting Not Sports-Related

“We understand people are angry about some of the unarmed-civilian-shooty stuff that's been going on,” said police chief Jack Driver, “but you can't just go out and make a fool of yourselves. You have to wait for the guy with the ball to get it in the thing, and then you are allowed to go out and flip some cars. Only under those circumstances will we not throw flashbangs at you.”