God Asks Fellow Deity, ‘Do These Creations Make Me Look Stupid?’

“Look at these people I made, especially the ones of genus ‘Dipshittius Americanus.’ I thought I’d endowed them with brains, common sense, diplomacy, insight, compassion – everything that comes standard in the ‘Decent Human Being’ upgrade package. Yet a lot of them are behaving like complete whack jobs. You’d think I downgraded them to the ‘Mother Fucking Asshole’ package.”

Epstein’s Girlfriend Arrested For Role In Sex Trafficking Ring

Bradford, NH— Former girlfriend of Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, was arrested Thursday by the FBI and charged with playing a key role in his alleged sex-trafficking operation. Witnesses describe Maxwell as frail and struggling to walk, and one said that he cannot possibly see a judge being too harsh on such a poor woman. "She … Continue reading Epstein’s Girlfriend Arrested For Role In Sex Trafficking Ring