“I’m sure she was in there at 3 AM, when I came by to feed her her usual breakfast of bull feces slathered with self-righteousness,” said Mark Kelleher, one of the crew tasked with tending to Sanders.
“Speaking of tools, do you own a tool set at all?” Sam’s dad inquired. “You probably should have one in case of emergencies. Wait. Would you even know how to use a tool? Do you have any interest in learning about tools? If you were a boy you probably would.”
"Whatever happened to common decency and the sanctity of chemical reactions? The other atoms don't even see it as an atom, just an electron to be used!"
"When the Cookie Monster came on screen, I started to get excited. You always know that in two to six minutes, he's going to tear a plate of cookies to shreds, grunting and growling all the while."
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