A late bloom, but worth the wait.
Six Things I Would Buy If I Had Any Money Whatsoever
2. Gorillas. I heard they’re going extinct, so they’re probably a good investment.
Heartwarming: This Blind Ref Sees For The First Time
"Coaches and players would be yelling at me to look at the instant replay. I was like — I am! I'm looking! I just can't freaking see. Heck, I used to not even be able to call the coin toss. I just went with whichever team sounded the most excited. This is going to be a great season. Not for the Dolphins, though, but I can't help that."
Woman With New Implants Wants You To Look At Necklace
“It's hard to see from far away, but the links are all heart-shaped,” she explains while leaning forward, revealing the design against her recently-augmented breasts.
American Pharoah Tries Biting The Gay Out Of Mike Pence In New Conversion Biting Therapy
"I’ve won so many races in my lifetime and was ready for a new adventure, so I threw my hooves into gay conversion therapy."
Husband Hopes Wife Won’t Notice His Subtle Attempts At Sodomizing Her During Romantic Massage
"May I treat you to a nice massage, my love?" I say, ushering her to our marriage bed.
Everyone In Coffee Shop Struggling To Follow Complex Plot Of Loud Guy’s Phone Conversation
It’s 10:30 AM and most of the patrons of Farmer’s Horse coffee shop have given up whatever they were doing to become engrossed in the quickly-accumulating details of a loud guy’s phone conversation.
