According to sources close to the scene, a human embryo in its eighth week of development has been frantically checking at least once an hour to see if it is developing a rights-conferring penis.
12′ Party Sub Discovered In GOT Finale
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Mom To Give Pronunciation Of ‘Acai Quinoa Bowl’ A Real Go
"The café must know that classy middle-aged mothers will go apeshit for a granola with TWO superfoods in the title. And they know that every single one of them is going to butcher the pronunciation. This has got to be some kind of sick joke."
Department of Education Announces All Student Debt Could Be Completely Paid Off By 5395
The Department concluded, “We look forward to the diminishing numbers of educational debt over the coming millennia, and hopefully we will get there before being completely enslaved by our imminent robot overlords.”