Disney Forces Mickey Mouse To Work Despite Testing Positive For COVID

Orlando, FL— After shaking hands with hundreds of thousands of park-goers upon Magic Kingdom's reopening, the 91-year-old mouse reported feeling flu-like symptoms. "The pineapple Dole Whip had no taste, I had a fever, and I wasn't able to move my mouth, it was just hanging open in this exaggerated smile." Mickey told his supervisor that … Continue reading Disney Forces Mickey Mouse To Work Despite Testing Positive For COVID

Congress Sets Aside Hundreds Of Dollars To Help Schools Safely Reopen

"This 'Teachers Are Heroes And Caretakers Bill' sends a proud message to the nation and to the world what the United States Congress can accomplish when our feet are to the fire," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said in a press statement. "The THC Bill will give states the freedom to choose how to spend these funds, and we are grateful to be able to show our heroes what they are worth."

Meet The Hot New Miracle Beauty Tool That Stores Can’t Keep On Their Shelves

These masks are a new multi-million dollar market, and it's no wonder why. There has never been another beauty tool that does what these babies do in one second. Simply slip one over your ugly face, and for as little as $2 you can instantly transform your skin. It hides dark spots, color-corrects, conceals weak … Continue reading Meet The Hot New Miracle Beauty Tool That Stores Can’t Keep On Their Shelves