“It took a long time, many years, but I have enough teeth in my possession to live comfortably for the rest of my life."
When asked to explain the importance of duck bills, Bryant just said “quack quack” as two chips crumbled between his lips.
“In my twenties I couldn't make it past the first aisle, but the last few times I've gotten down to aisle five before anyone stopped me."
Dave Fellowes believes he's found the cure for "literally everything, bruh. Cancer, the flu, man... It's like, whoa, everything."
“I just feel like everything has been the same old, same old for a while now. Nothing’s really wrong. I’d probably look okay with bangs. I don’t know, maybe I’m just depressed,”