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Month: November 2018

November 28, 2018December 1, 2019 Ethan Moore Uncategorized

Tooth Fairy Finally Has Enough Teeth To Retire

“It took a long time, many years, but I have enough teeth in my possession to live comfortably for the rest of my life."

November 28, 2018June 1, 2019 Ethan Moore Uncategorized

Pringles CEO: If You Are Not Making Duck Bills, You Can Go Fuck Yourself

When asked to explain the importance of duck bills, Bryant just said “quack quack” as two chips crumbled between his lips.

November 28, 2018December 1, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Woman Gauges Level Of Attractiveness By How Long It Takes To Be Offered Help At Home Depot

“In my twenties I couldn't make it past the first aisle, but the last few times I've gotten down to aisle five before anyone stopped me."

November 28, 2018December 1, 2019 Paul Klingle Uncategorized

Marijuana A Cure For Everything, Claims Unemployed Roommate Scientist

Dave Fellowes believes he's found the cure for "literally everything, bruh. Cancer, the flu, man... It's like, whoa, everything."

November 28, 2018September 17, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Drain Hair Considering Bangs

“I just feel like everything has been the same old, same old for a while now. Nothing’s really wrong. I’d probably look okay with bangs. I don’t know, maybe I’m just depressed,”

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