Boston, MA —

During local orthodontist Dr. Herman Green’s public access TV show, Tooth Truth, the Tooth Fairy reported that she is hanging up her wings and wand by the end of the year. “It took a long time, many years, but I have enough teeth in my possession to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I’ll keep doing it a little while longer just to make sure,” Yolanda Thompson, better known as the Tooth Fairy, stated. “I’m probably going to sell my condo in Cleveland and move to Wyoming or something like that. Maybe become a godmother.”

It is unclear what kids will do with the teeth they lose after Thompson’s retirement or the effect this will have on the economy.

By Ethan Moore, Image Edit: Dani Siddle