"We just figured that by now we would have met at least one girlfriend. I know my mom is really sad about it."
After her husband died in a tragic fire accident while lighting a cross on his neighbor's lawn, Maureen continued living in the house until her death there in 1976.
"This thing has so much room inside I could easily fit an entire Lego City Police Mobile Command Center and still have room for a few Duplos for the baby."
“I pretty much had to forget everything I knew about wheels. The shape was definitely the hardest part,” Tollis said.
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m James goddamn Taylor, fuck you,” before violently swiping a napkin dispenser and varied condiments onto the floor.