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Month: December 2018

December 29, 2018January 31, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Family Doesn’t Understand Why Man’s Only Resolution to Lose Weight

"We just figured that by now we would have met at least one girlfriend. I know my mom is really sad about it."

December 19, 2018December 3, 2019 Ethan Moore Uncategorized

Bigot Ghost Moves Out After House Bought By Interracial Gay Couple

After her husband died in a tragic fire accident while lighting a cross on his neighbor's lawn, Maureen continued living in the house until her death there in 1976.

December 19, 2018September 17, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Mom Treats Self To $400 Lego Carrier

"This thing has so much room inside I could easily fit an entire Lego City Police Mobile Command Center and still have room for a few Duplos for the baby."

December 19, 2018March 7, 2019 Ethan Moore Uncategorized

Man Reinvents Wheel

“I pretty much had to forget everything I knew about wheels. The shape was definitely the hardest part,” Tollis said.

December 19, 2018December 1, 2019 Uncategorized

Drunk And Disorderly James Taylor Causes Scene At Small Town Waffle House

“Don’t you know who I am? I’m James goddamn Taylor, fuck you,” before violently swiping a napkin dispenser and varied condiments onto the floor.

Credit: Eric Drewes
December 19, 2018September 17, 2019 hollylovenews Uncategorized

Police Finally Nab Antichrist

The other guys were all like, 'Oooh, noo, he’ll turn me into a serpent,' and peeing their pants. I just walked up and cuffed him. I did then disintegrate into a smoldering heap of pea-green vomit, but I bounced right back.”

December 19, 2018June 21, 2020 Ethan Moore Uncategorized

New Dad Starts Smoking Just In Case He Decides To Leave Some Day

“I might need to just get out of the house for a few minutes. Or if I was having an affair with one of the wife’s friends. Saying I need to go to the store for cigarettes doesn’t sound suspicious at all.”

December 19, 2018March 7, 2019 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Cashier-That-You-Just-Met’s Stepson In Jail Again

"He doesn't realize the strain that this puts on her whole family. The stress of which is causing her gout to flare up, so now she will have to watch what she eats when she goes out for Chinese with Tina on Tuesday."

December 19, 2018March 7, 2019 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

This Season’s Trends In Sex Towels

Old, worn-out t-shirts are for homeless people. Impress him with your style and class by mopping yourself off with a delicate, handmade lace cravat. He will be sure to reward your efforts by bringing you some post-coital tea and biscotti.

December 19, 2018December 1, 2019 hollylovenews Uncategorized

Babysitter Who Lost Child Agrees To Reduced Hourly Rate From Parents

“One minute he was playing with blocks right in front of me, but then right after I finished up an hour of texting my boyfriend pictures of me naked in the bathroom, Jimmy was gone,”

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