Harrisburg, PA —

The spirit of Maureen Franklin haunted the house at 1109 Oak Street for more than 40 years. Mrs. Franklin moved into the house with her husband in 1924. She always said she would never move. Although the Franklins could afford a nicer house years down the road, she was happy with her home. She loved being in a white Christian neighborhood.

After her husband died in a tragic fire accident while lighting a cross on his neighbor’s lawn, Maureen continued living in the house until her death there in 1976. She loved the house so much, even her soul seemed content to stay.

The man who bought the house after Franklin’s death said her ghost did not bother him. Other families lived in the house since without having any problems either. However, last month the house was sold again, this time to Thomas Smith, a gay black man, and his Korean boyfriend, Matt Lee, who moved in Tuesday. By Thursday afternoon, the ghost of Mrs. Franklin had seen enough sodomy that she floated out the front door saying she would not be back.

By Ethan Moore, Image Edit: Paul Klingle

25 thoughts on “Bigot Ghost Moves Out After House Bought By Interracial Gay Couple

  1. Ghost Busters, Butt Busters, or Ghost Butt Busters…It’s funny as sh*t.

  2. Why don’t more ghosts handle things this way? Just pack your sheet and go. No point staying… you’re already dead, and the residents will just bring in an old priest and a young priest.

  3. Can you fuck a ghost? The story would have been nicer if somewhere it was mentioned thatt prior to her leaving she had some BBC experiences, I am sure she would have stayed….”Once you go black you would not float out any front door!!! AMEN

    1. What does that even mean? Stop perpetuating that myth. The largest on earth belongs to Jonah Falcon. Largest on average, Eastern European men. Black men already have an unwarranted, and over inflated ego, and this stupid lie doesn’t help.

      1. I’d never heard of this man before. Thanks a lot. Now I want to throw up. He is disgusting. I know it’s not his fault that his penis is so gross, but still. EW.

      2. JI Hanlon … Jonah Falcon is a white actor who CLAIMED to have a nearly 14″ penis, yet strangely, has never had his claim verified. Even if he happened to have a freakishly large one (nothing to be proud of), one white man in the world means very little. Research has shown that black men, in general, are larger in that respect than any other race … and Asians, particularly from the Orient, the smallest. FACT, not myth.

    2. They are gay men. They don’t like women whether they’re alive, dead, ghosts or mermaids.

  4. Snort Snort i dont what is funnier the story or those having to point out it’s fake..

  5. The picture doesn’t match the story. This house is a few miles from the Canadian border in the wilderness in Pittsburg, NH.

  6. The house in this picture is in Pittsburg, New Hampshire. And this is the dumbest story I’ve ever seen.

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