"I'm afraid... I have lymphoma, and at this point, I just need you to tell me if its Hodgkin's or Non-Hodgkin's."
"Mission Accomplished. This has been a 24-year bloody battle against the most nefarious threat to mankind ever conceived, and finally, after countless casualties and incalculable property damage, the forces of Foo have offered their unconditional surrender."
"...we’re not Tutor Time or a nanny service. If you need time away from your kids that badly, hire a goddamn babysitter."
Never mind that several other passengers have exited the bus at their respective stops, leaving an array of available seats. It is you two against the world now. The bond can not be broken!
“This deceptively simple device literally tackles the firearms safety problem lock, stock, and barrel,”
"These proposals will throw the entire wellbeing of our wildlife into question," said Aria, who apparently has no issue with destroying vulnerable wildlife as long as it's for something important like convenience and pleasure-seeking.
Beloved by many but seen by few, the Dream had become a recluse in its later years, often refusing to make a public appearance unless some tech bro sold a new app to Facebook or Google, and even then waving from a distant balcony at its palatial home.
The researchers refused to disclose the content of the meme for fear of the chaos it would cause within the scientific community.
Unsubscribed. Goodbye forever.
"I'm not racist. One of my friends is even black."