“This deceptively simple device literally tackles the firearms safety problem lock, stock, and barrel,”
"These proposals will throw the entire wellbeing of our wildlife into question," said Aria, who apparently has no issue with destroying vulnerable wildlife as long as it's for something important like convenience and pleasure-seeking.
Beloved by many but seen by few, the Dream had become a recluse in its later years, often refusing to make a public appearance unless some tech bro sold a new app to Facebook or Google, and even then waving from a distant balcony at its palatial home.
The researchers refused to disclose the content of the meme for fear of the chaos it would cause within the scientific community.
Milton told colleagues that he certainly does not have a problem with African Americans, but that they do not seem to know how to act or the price that was paid for their freedom.
"When did it become necessary to pour sugar and milk into me? While I sometimes do abide their company, it serves to remind me that I am not good enough, that I am unloved in my natural state."