"Their hand-drawn chalk menu was littered with words like 'local,' 'free range,' and 'organic.' I can't trust anyone who puts that much thought and care into a taqueria."
"It's unnerving, really, you look at all the ways humanity could be wiped out at any given moment." The asteroid noted, "I hope when I crash into the Earth there are still people around to witness it. My father was responsible for ending the dinosaurs, so I feel like I have a big crater to fill."
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