"This is so stupid, terrible. I can't draw. I'm not good at coloring. I hate you!"
"Hello, ma'am? Yes, this is Ranger Dickless," Todd, an American black bear, says before he covers the phone with his paw to snicker and maintain his composure.
I get to decide who looks like a terrorist. I decide which ones are the okay browns and which ones are the blow-you-up browns.
There was a slightly newer model, but it was not available for immediate shipping.
"I started to lose track of time. Lose track of myself. I'd even managed to put the divorce out of my mind. I don't even know what happened after that. I just know that I woke up 18 hours later with an order history that included over 20 coffee tables, 850 vintage dining sets, and 4,000 handmade birdhouses. It was then that I began to think I may have a problem."
One of our operators will be happy to explain that time is linear and calendars are irrelevant in your conquest.