Although the long-running webcomic Cyanide & Happiness has ostensibly brought happiness to many with its simplistic yet expressive stick figures, a deep dive into their history yields no use at all of cyanide. Founded in 2005 by Rob Denbleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick, and Matt Melvin, C&H has grown over the years in almost every … Continue reading Cyanide & Happiness Fails for 14th Consecutive Year to Poison Anyone
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“White people confronting our Native predecessors and pushing them around in such an aggressive, self-serving manner is shocking. It’s simply un-American,” said Toews. “Frankly, I've never seen or heard of anything like it,” he added.
"This is so stupid, terrible. I can't draw. I'm not good at coloring. I hate you!"
"Hello, ma'am? Yes, this is Ranger Dickless," Todd, an American black bear, says before he covers the phone with his paw to snicker and maintain his composure.
I get to decide who looks like a terrorist. I decide which ones are the okay browns and which ones are the blow-you-up browns.