North Korea Agrees To Denuclearize By Slowly Exploding A-Bombs
Pyongyang, DPRK - In a historic development, the Trump administration reached an agreement with North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un at their summit in Vietnam today, under which the reclusive Asian country will gradually denuclearize over the next thirty years by incrementally exploding its atomic bombs. In what President Trump called an “enormous victory for the environment,” … Continue reading North Korea Agrees To Denuclearize By Slowly Exploding A-Bombs
Breaking: Governor Northam to Dress Up as Kevin Hart to Host Oscars
An Academy spokeswoman said, "We were going to go without a host, but this is better. It's really going to be a fantastic evening. We are proud of the steps we've taken to be more inclusive and culturally responsive."
Congressman Living Lobbyist Check To Lobbyist Check
While millions of everyday Americans suffer from low wages and job insecurity, it's worth remembering that many U.S. Congressmen also live in a tragic state of constant financial uncertainty. "People say Congressmen have it easy, but the truth is a lot of us are only one missed lobbyist check away from a life of squalor," … Continue reading Congressman Living Lobbyist Check To Lobbyist Check
7th Grade Ethan Reports: Your Mom Good In Bed
We told Smith that this article highlighting his obsession with mothers would be shared with our readers. With unwavering eyes, he told us that our readers' moms were the best.
Husband Offers to Babysit
Woodman is hoping Jaimie's diaper will last until his wife returns. "It says 12 lbs on it, and there's no way she weighs more than that."
Cancer Risk Reduced 30% With Regular Exercise And Not Reading Vice Editorials
"Our research statistics overwhelmingly confirm that abstaining from the countless shitbait spattered all over Vice's website — combined with an increase in physical endurance — will greatly reduce your chances of developing many types of cancer, including throat and bowel cancer."
Cop That ‘Doesn’t See Race’ Just Shoots Everyone
"They may as well all be black.”
Make-A-Wish Under Fire For Fulfilling Dying Child’s Request To Ship $40M In Weapons To Kurdish Insurgents
The Kurds who received the weapons said they were grateful for the gift, and promised young Mary Ellen Thompson, the Hodgkins-lymphoma-stricken child who made the request, that they would think of her whenever they shot down a Turkish passenger plane or incinerated Turkish troops.