In what historians are calling the most even-keel day in history, absolutely nothing newsworthy is set to happen in the next few hours, especially not in prime time television. Psychologists are advising people to take advantage of such an uneventful night by unplugging, going for a walk, and just trying to enjoy life. They are definitely not recommending you tune in to watch a baby boomer rant to the entire nation about bad experiences he’s had with immigrants. However, since they know you probably won’t go outside due to fear of being murdered by an illegal immigrant, they would like to recommend some classic programming on Netflix. Studies have shown that Frasier, The Office, and The Ted Bundy Tapes offer up a brief escape from an otherwise very boring and repetitive evening.