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"They may as well all be black.”
The Kurds who received the weapons said they were grateful for the gift, and promised young Mary Ellen Thompson, the Hodgkins-lymphoma-stricken child who made the request, that they would think of her whenever they shot down a Turkish passenger plane or incinerated Turkish troops.
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"Bernie Sanders is the most theoretically electable person in America today,” gushed visiting Rutland resident, Raymond Kotcher. “He is the greatest hypothetical candidate of my lifetime,” said Mr. Kotcher, noting that Sanders has "already been elected on Facebook."