“The fact that I would even consider offers outside of my listed price speaks to my ethics as a seller. Just look at this baby. It's large, comfortable, and almost spotless.”
Dad Just Resting His Eyes
Initial assumptions of him being asleep were proven wrong when one child attempted to change the television channel.
Please Help My Daughter Brie Cassoulet Tartar-Champignons Get A Job Outside The French Restaurant Industry
Sometimes I ask my lovely wife, Madeleine Pâté Au Gratin, could this be the family curse? Because it is true, several generations of our kin, all the way back to my great-grandfather Quenelle Pamplemousse Escargots, have labored in the French food trenches, and who can say why?
Hibernating Bear’s Damn Bladder Has Him Up To Pee Every Three Weeks
The doctor was of no help, unfortunately. “I had to maul and eat the guy,” said the bear. “It's sad, too, because I used to get through a person in one sitting. Now I get through maybe half of one before I get super bloated.”
PBS ‘You Can Be Anything You Want, But Oh — Not That’
"Some of you are never going to be an astronaut or a famous drummer...Have you tried driving a truck? The U.S. is currently very short on truck drivers."