Albany, NY —

After nine years of marriage, Dan Potter told his wife Joanne Willis last month that he was actually gay. She took the news surprisingly well. “Hallelujah!” exclaimed Willis. “I told him go ahead and be with men, just give me the other perks. And now the house is finally decorated with class. He started dressing stylishly. He stopped bugging me for sex – score! He shows his feminine side: we go to chick flicks, we get our nails done together, and we bitch about everyone we know. If I had known hooking up with a gay guy would be this good, I would have married one on purpose.” At press time, the couple was spotted enjoying themselves at a paint-your-own-pottery studio.

By Holly Love