By Ethan Moore
Unfortunately it’s true. I also heard the fire marshal may shut them down completely due to a history of 40 year old code violations. So sad.
But Boston got away with it….
Onion does this sometimes too. They’ll have a headline with story.
i get it….so now ,. we’re all knee deep in this hooplah…
🤟🏻 😎 👍🏻
But she made us look!
Really, just a headline and no parody story? I really wish I could have a paying job writing for a parody site. I love to write. I love humor. You can ask any of my classmates that I have always been the writer and when it came to group assignments that could be fun, I always wrote parody stuff.
I made my classmate laugh in news production class and he had to try to keep serious enough as the news anchor.
He managed, but laughed afterwards.
You missed the perfect opportunity to show your writing skills.😜
Right then let’s see you write a story for this headline. Look forward to it!
Then do it.
Write a story and submit it to the parody sites. 🤯