The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is calling it one of the greatest comeback tours to date. A CDC spokesperson told reporters, “This is a very exciting time because we never thought we’d see this invasion again. We’re looking forward to seeing who else will join them on this reunion tour.”
Current stops are in Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Texas, Tennessee, and Washington, from now until the foreseeable future.
“When we rejoined, we weren’t sure how receptive people would be to us,” said the frontman. “But look at me now, Mom. I’m in New York City!”
The Measles are still touring in many parts of the world, including some countries in Europe, Asia, the Pacific, and Africa. The CDC says that more and more Americans can look forward to catching this new wave as there is, unfortunately, absolutely no way to prevent it.