"I can’t let all those religious families down, and ruin their celebration of the resurrection of their Lord and Savior, which somehow involves me and eggs,” she said while taking a drag of her 18th cigarette of the day.
A time to mourn.
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By Ethan Moore
At press time, Jared from Toronto was sending her a series of dick pics knowing that once she sees his sweet piece, "She'll find the time."
Something new from Lindt.
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