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Month: May 2019

May 28, 2019May 30, 2019 Catricia Uncategorized

Kraft Introduces Probiotic Queso Smoothie

Today, cheese-enthusiasts' minds were blown when Kraft Foods Group, Inc. announced they would be introducing their first ever drinkable cheese. “We’re excited to launch our Probiotic Queso Smoothie. Our consumers' digestive health is important to us, and we wanted a product that reflects this."

May 28, 2019May 30, 2019 William Boffa Politics

Biden Leads All Democrats By 50 Points, According To New Rotary Phone Poll

Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden now leads Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and all other Democratic candidates by 50 points, according to a new poll made exclusively on rotary phones.

May 27, 2019May 28, 2019 Zach Englund Uncategorized

Adobe Ominously Proclaims Final Update For Humanity Is Near

This confusing and slightly unnerving notification was made worse when CEO, Shantanu Narayen, began to descend into a monologue about the coming singularity that this "final update" would bring, and how this update would be "revolutionary" to man and machine alike.

May 27, 2019May 29, 2019 William Boffa Politics

Republicans Assure Voters Climate Disaster Would Likely Only Kill The Poor Ones

"Say food production goes down. The price of food skyrockets. You know whose problem that is? Poor people's. Floods? That's a problem if you're on the ground. Not if you're a hardworking American who can afford to build a 100-foot lighthouse."

May 27, 2019May 27, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

White House Memorial Day BBQ Sparks Blaze At Arlington

"It was all going so good until Eric got so excited that he kicked over the grill."

May 27, 2019June 10, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Middle School Sweethearts Take Heat Just Because One Is The Teacher

"We are in love," Waltham told Huntsman's parents. "And he's not in my class this year, I only had him last year for 7th grade pre-Algebra. So this isn't even impacting his grade."

May 27, 2019February 27, 2020 Joe Lichtblau Uncategorized

Guy Who Looks Bad On Paper Also Looks Bad In Real Life

“Nigel comes across as this obnoxious, rude person who you’re embarrassed to be around anywhere, ever. But then, as you get to know him, you realize he is much more God-awful than that. By the way, if you see him, please remind him that he owes me $572.”

May 27, 2019May 27, 2019 Tommi Becker Uncategorized

What To Do When A Teenaged Cashier Asks If You’d Like The Senior Discount

"Ma'am?"

May 25, 2019May 25, 2019 Andrew Froese Uncategorized

Five Job Sectors Heartbreakingly Killed By Job Automation

Pinsetters manually set up knocked-down bowling pins. This was back when the game wasn’t the soulless monster it is today. Fuck you, Brunswick.

May 25, 2019May 25, 2019 William Boffa Politics

Britain Celebrates Last Week Of May

The U.K. is about to begin celebrating a uniquely British holiday known as Last Week of May. We met with Dr. Jerome Citron, Professor Emeritus of British Holidays at Oxford University, for more details.

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