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So even after we just alerted you that your car is being broken into right now, you’re just going to continue dicking around on this website? Why are you not out there scaring off the thief so you can keep your car? What else won’t you do? If you find your coworker in the break room passed out, are you going to post a status update about it instead of checking to see if he’s alive? Well, okay. Chad’s a douche and probably drank way too much last night, and you’ll get a sweet amount of likes from all your other coworkers who also hate Chad. But still, shame on you.

By Holly Love