Boston, MA —

In yet another example of celebrity privilege, actress Felicity Huffman is scheduled to take away a prison cell from another, more deserving convict. With her sentencing set for September, Huffman will be the next person on the very short list of powerful people who have taken away this illustrious opportunity from the less fortunate. While other criminals have had to toil for their place in jail after being whisked away with little-to-no fanfare, Huffman will be given her orange jumpsuit with a flourish and all the pomp that a four-month stint in the clink deserves. It is being reported that, despite her wealth, all of Huffman’s meals and social activities will be provided by your precious tax dollars.