Despite all of this information being accessible to anyone with Internet access, John S., who has zero Yelp friends and eight other one-star reviews, posted a scathing critique to spread the word that the restaurant "DONT GIV A SHIT ABOUUT CUSTOMERS."
Genealogy Test Reveals You Ain’t Shit
We did trace your ancestry to some wildly beautiful places, rich in culture and history. We also found some truly remarkable people in your lineage. None of this seems to have translated into making you into much of anything.
Kavanaugh Reaffirms Stance On Taking Advantage Of Drunk, Unconscious People
“When a person is unconscious, others need to make decisions on their behalf. I know I've certainly had to."
Man Playing Vibraslap Drowning In Pussy
"I’m ramming vag on the daily. I’m not coming to them, they’re coming to me, on me, all around me. The moment I hit my vibraslap, the vibrations this thing sends off permeate these women’s panties, and they’re instantly moist."
Man Refuses To Like Heartwarming Post About Child With Cancer Until It Does Something About Its Fucking Grammar
"It combines all the most wretched experiences of humanity: cancer, giving your life for a greater cause, grieving parents, run-on sentences, and ellipses with five dots."
Oasis Pleads to Nation to Stop Playing Wonderwall
Liam discovered this didn't solely occur at parties he was at, but rather, that at nearly every party where an acoustic guitar is present, at some point during the evening, Wonderwall will be used as a tool to fuck up a perfectly good evening by some drunken bumbling idiot who thinks they're going to impress a girl who's clearly not showing any sign's shes into him.