“I’m sure she was in there at 3 AM, when I came by to feed her her usual breakfast of bull feces slathered with self-righteousness,” said Mark Kelleher, one of the crew tasked with tending to Sanders.
Dad Just Called To Thank You For The Father’s Day Card And To Tell You He Still Wishes You Had Been A Boy
“Speaking of tools, do you own a tool set at all?” Sam’s dad inquired. “You probably should have one in case of emergencies. Wait. Would you even know how to use a tool? Do you have any interest in learning about tools? If you were a boy you probably would.”
Slutty Hydrogen Atom Sharing Electrons With Any Element That Comes Its Way
"Whatever happened to common decency and the sanctity of chemical reactions? The other atoms don't even see it as an atom, just an electron to be used!"
Cookie Monster Sketch Taking Forever To Get To Money Shot
"When the Cookie Monster came on screen, I started to get excited. You always know that in two to six minutes, he's going to tear a plate of cookies to shreds, grunting and growling all the while."
Meeting to Plan Meeting and Meeting to Discuss Meeting Rescheduled, Meeting Remains Same
URGENT, RESPONSE REQUESTED
