De Blasio Boasts That NYC Is Also A Rat And Rodent Infested Mess

"I'm not sure why Baltimore rats are getting all the attention. I'd put any old New York City rat up against a top-of-the-line Baltimore rat, and I'd know that my guy would win in the first round," De Blasio bragged to the audience. "Any time - day or night you can go out and find … Continue reading De Blasio Boasts That NYC Is Also A Rat And Rodent Infested Mess

Dog Not Living Up to Potential

"Don't get me wrong. I like my co-workers. They pet me, and sometimes they give me decent food off their plates. The little ones, particularly, are cute. But I could be so much more than this. I could be ruling a pack, hunting and providing, admired by my comrades, feared by my foes, and lusted after by attractive females. I could be the biggest badass in the animal kingdom."

Democratic Candidate Wants You To Join Her Multi-Level Marketing Essential Oils Sales Team

Marianne Williamson knows that the key to changing the world is to harness the force of pure love. "We're all just going to love each other. I don't understand why you all can't get that through your thick skulls," Williamson told reporters. "Other candidates may promise you debt-relief, or help with medical insurance. I'm promising … Continue reading Democratic Candidate Wants You To Join Her Multi-Level Marketing Essential Oils Sales Team

Outrageous: USA Has 18,600,000 Vacant Homes, And The 600,000 Homeless People Are Refusing To Buy Them

If you are reading this and are homeless, please reconsider your lifestyle and buy my property in Baltimore. I've asked you every which way I can think of. We've made it illegal to feed you, we've fought against shelters and taxes that help you, we've put those bumpy things on benches so you can't sleep on them, but somehow, the housing crisis remains unsolved. I've offered help—countless times—in the form of affordable budgetary and financing advice, and you just act like it's not enough.