Stating before Congress that he has “Bars on Barr,” and that while his report and this hearing have been wack, he promised that his mix tape that he is “bout to drop will be straight fire tho.” He assured members of the committee, “Don’t worry about how long this hearing is – I got will power. Now about those secret meetings, you know – at the Trump Tower.” As he grew tired of trying to figure out who was talking to him, Mueller could be seen trying to work out a fresh rhyme for “He’s guilty af, so impeach him.” Follow him on SoundCloud for the latest developments.

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