“It just goes to show you. Someone you pass on the street could be your lawyer’s podiatrist’s veterinarian’s mechanic."
Songs To Suck Dick To
Forget the lyrics about death and gloom, and grab a dick, feel the music flow through you, and get to sucking, honey. The anger in this song is inspiration for some optimal hardcore dick sucking.
Workforce Glad To Have Day To Scroll Social Media At Home Instead Of On Job
It is tough to cram five hours of social media into a typical eight hour workday. So, breathe. Relax. Scroll. Today is meant for you to enjoy.
Chuck Todd Scoffs At Buttigieg’s Pitiful Attempt To Grow Facial Hair
In an uncomfortable segment on Meet the Press, moderator Chuck Todd mercilessly ridiculed Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.
Space Force To Be Sent In To Investigate First Space Crime
The Space Force will start their investigation as soon as the Space Force is created and is up and running.
Small Town In Crisis: Plant Closure Results In Shortage Of Population To Gossip About
"We knew who was going to work at the plant, and who was skipping work to day-drink at the bars. It was based upon our observations we knew who to gossip about... er, I mean, PRAY FOR at church."
Burrito Undergoes Emergency Hot Sauce Surgery
"Don't you fall apart on me. We'll get through this."
Fuck! Baseball Is Still Going?
Seriously, it's almost autumn!
Meteorologist Has Visible Boner During Hurricane Report
"Have you seen the size of this thing?! It's shifting further east, but it may very well turn right around and smack us right in the face."