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Month: August 2019

August 31, 2019September 9, 2019 hollylovenews Uncategorized

Little Does Man Know He Just Met Neighbor’s Hairdresser’s Granddaughter’s Classmate

“It just goes to show you. Someone you pass on the street could be your lawyer’s podiatrist’s veterinarian’s mechanic."

August 30, 2019August 31, 2019 Catricia Uncategorized

Songs To Suck Dick To

Forget the lyrics about death and gloom, and grab a dick, feel the music flow through you, and get to sucking, honey. The anger in this song is inspiration for some optimal hardcore dick sucking.

August 30, 2019September 2, 2019 William Boffa Uncategorized

Workforce Glad To Have Day To Scroll Social Media At Home Instead Of On Job

It is tough to cram five hours of social media into a typical eight hour workday. So, breathe. Relax. Scroll. Today is meant for you to enjoy.

August 30, 2019August 31, 2019 Fred Gailey Uncategorized, Politics

Chuck Todd Scoffs At Buttigieg’s Pitiful Attempt To Grow Facial Hair

In an uncomfortable segment on Meet the Press, moderator Chuck Todd mercilessly ridiculed Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.

August 30, 2019September 1, 2019 Zach Englund Uncategorized

Space Force To Be Sent In To Investigate First Space Crime

The Space Force will start their investigation as soon as the Space Force is created and is up and running.

August 30, 2019August 31, 2019 Tommi Becker Uncategorized

Small Town In Crisis: Plant Closure Results In Shortage Of Population To Gossip About

"We knew who was going to work at the plant, and who was skipping work to day-drink at the bars. It was based upon our observations we knew who to gossip about... er, I mean, PRAY FOR at church."

August 30, 2019September 7, 2019 William Boffa Uncategorized

Burrito Undergoes Emergency Hot Sauce Surgery

"Don't you fall apart on me. We'll get through this."

August 30, 2019August 30, 2019 Zach Englund Uncategorized

Fuck! Baseball Is Still Going?

Seriously, it's almost autumn!

August 29, 2019August 31, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Meteorologist Has Visible Boner During Hurricane Report

"Have you seen the size of this thing?! It's shifting further east, but it may very well turn right around and smack us right in the face."

August 29, 2019August 29, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Harvard Study Reveals Link Between ADHD And

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