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This week in Exceptional Pet News, our interviewers caught up with a local dog named Romeo just ten seconds after he was given a yummy bacon-flavored treat. After licking the microphone in case it was also bacon-flavored, Romeo regaled us with a nostalgic description of the extremely recent treat.

“I remember it well,” the dog mused. “Pieces of it are still stuck in my teeth, actually. The taste and aroma were delectable. The texture, unforgettable. Those were, undoubtedly, the good old seconds.”

By Holly Love