After filing for divorce from his seventh wife this week, iconic television and radio host Larry King told Unsubscribed that he’s just getting started on racking up the marriages. “I still feel like a kid at 85,” he said enthusiastically. “I plan to keep marrying younger and younger because women my age just can’t keep up with me.” King flirted with our 25-year-old interviewer and already has a date with her. “No doubt I’ll outlive my eighth, ninth, and tenth wives!” And number eleven? Informed sources confirm she’s just been born, and in eighteen years, will marry the 103-year-old King. “We’ll definitely have a pre-nup,” said the octogenarian. “No way she’s getting half when I cheat on her with wife number 12.”

By Holly Love

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