Mount Sterling, KY —

Despite little to no demand by the public, Nestlé announced they would be rolling out new flavors of Hot Pockets when really no person was ever concerned about the prospects of new Hot Pockets. The new Hot Pockets include undesirable flavors like: avocado toast, butter and herb mashed potatoes with corn, and Doritos Locos tacos. While there is great excitement from those at Nestlé – and the people who still consider hot pockets a legitimate meal for some inexplicable reason – others wonder if this is really necessary at all, given that all the existing Hot Pockets flavors just taste like burnt plastic.

By Zach Englund, Image Edit By Emily Sanchez