Phoenix, AZ —

32-year-old Tiffany Johnson, out on the town with her new implants, is at her favorite bar. “I could really use your opinion. What do you think of my necklace?” Johnson asks a random man at the bar while swooping her hair out of her surgically-enhanced cleavage. “It’s hard to see from far away, but the links are all heart-shaped,” she explains while leaning forward, revealing the design against her recently-augmented breasts. “It’s so light, I can barely feel it on my skin.”

At press time, Johnson was seeking a fifth opinion on her necklace.

Headline By Emily Wohlf, Written By Andrew Froese