CHICAGO, IL –
In breaking news that should have come out of Cleveland, but no journalists were willing to go there, the Cleveland Airport has reportedly been closed. Officials cite a lack of anyone needing, wanting, or caring to fly to, through, or from Ohio’s second-most populated city.
Said the guy who boarded up the windows and locked the place up for the last time, “Ohio has long been known as one of many ‘flyover states.’ It was just a matter of time before here in Cleveland we became home to the first ‘flyover airport.’”
By Holly Love