Hundreds of children were traumatized.
Hallmark Channel Forced To Face Swap Lori Loughlin And Jeff Goldblum In Holiday Lineup
Not wanting to drop fan-favorites like 'When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing,' creators turned to Bill Murray and Jeff Goldblum to ask them to lend their faces — but just their faces — to these classics.
Halloween Trends: Bug-Eyed, Drooling Rudy Giuliani Will Be Big This Year
“In addition to resembling a crazed dingo, you’ll need to sound thoroughly inane. Try memorizing a list of completely disconnected words — ferret, linguine, Ukraine, prostate, criminal, schadenfreude, Yonkers, ungulate — then spit them out all night in random order.”
Panhandling White Woman Just Going To Blow It All On Pumpkin Spice Lattes
"I've been trying to beat this for years, but as soon as the leaves turn the slightest shade of orange, it awakens a demon inside me I don't have the strength to fight," she sighs.
Californians Regret Not Taking Trump’s Advice To Rake Forest
Given that California residents didn't follow the President's simple advice to rake the forests to help prevent fires, it's possible he may refuse to provide them with any help.
Breaking: Founder Of ISIS Killed
He had spent his youth in the military, where he was trained in piloting combat airplanes and dodging shoes.
Paul Rudd Dressed Up As Paul Rudd For Halloween Party And It Was Completely Adorable
"I love everyone's costumes. You guys are all great. I just figured I'd be myself tonight, and I hope that's cool with everybody."
Wild Fire Really Getting Into Free-Roaming, Outdoorsy California Lifestyle
“Even if you roll into town unexpected at, like, 3 AM, they’re like, 'Hey, mi casa es su casa.' It sure is!”
Abused Teen Pumpkin Starts Self-Carving
"I can't stop," said the pumpkin. "I started doing a face, then it was a witch on a broom, then like this really detailed diorama of the Game of Thrones sets. Sometimes I think about just gutting myself straight into a pumpkin pie baking pan and getting it over with."
T-Pain Cancels Tour Citing That Ticket Sales Were Low Low Low Low Low Low Low Low
After canceling his 1UP DLC Tour, and taking ownership of his low ticket sales, rapper T-Pain had this to say. "I thank you for your support, and I'm looking forward to making my next tour the best one ever. Everyone's invited backstage. Let me buy u a drank."