The President took to Twitter to showcase his “brand new children’s book.” He claimed to have written it all by himself, with no help from anyone, “because no one helps me with anything, ever.”
“I wrote this for anyone who’s ever had a bad day. I told everybody that I’m having a terrible day. Nobody even answered. Congress has been very mean to me. The Press hates me. Nobody seems to care. I think I’ll move to Australia.”