Washington, D.C. —

A Florida man with a history of alcohol abuse and erratic behavior has apparently decided to live tweet his own federal crimes.

Matt Gaetz, a Fort Walton Beach resident, and local crackpot, has allegedly breached a secure federal facility, while apparently live tweeting the entire experience. The federal crime is allegedly based on a paranoid delusion involving the long defunct USSR.

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