British Columbia —

Canadian grizzly Winnie Forrest broke up with her boyfriend Max this week following his unwillingness to share the last piece of a hiker they mauled to death together. Said the annoyed bear, “He eats like 80% of the guy and there’s nothing left but his right arm. I lean in to eat just the wrist and hand, when Max grabs the whole thing and just wolfs it all down. What if we got married and had cubs? When we kill people to feed them is he gonna just eat everything and let them starve?” Max was unable to comment as his mouth was already busy going down on his next girlfriend.

By Holly Love

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