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Month: December 2019

December 25, 2019December 25, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized

Mom Loves Her Gift, No Really, She Loves It

"I'll, I'll be right back. I'm going to take care of some things in the kitchen. It's fine. I love it, really."

December 25, 2019December 17, 2020 Joe Lichtblau Uncategorized

Merry Christmas! I’m Still Paralyzed From The Neck Down

Your Annual Christmas Newsletter From John Lewis

December 25, 2019December 25, 2019 hollylovenews Uncategorized

Birthday On Christmas Sucks, Reports Jesus

"Please don’t send me any more gifts of gold cross pendants. Have plenty."

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 Catricia Uncategorized

We Ranked The Top Ten Most Popular Christmas Songs And They’re All Garbage

You’d think the "most wonderful time of the year" would have the most wonderful music to accompany it, but you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong.

December 20, 2019February 27, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

This Cat Already Has Tickets To The My Chemical Romance Reunion Tour

Purrard said he felt like he was “living his emeow years all over again.”

December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Zach Englund Uncategorized

We Honor Those Lost To The War On Christmas

Unsubscribed. Goodbye forever.

December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Catricia Uncategorized

Man Hospitalized After Calling Eddie Vedder ‘Daughter’

“I was actually requesting they play the song 'Daughter.' I fucking love that song! I was in the moment and kept screaming, ‘DAUGHTER!!’... and holy shit, did things get crazy after that.”

December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Joe Lichtblau Politics

In 2,000 Years People Will Remember How I Was Crucified Just Like Santa Claus

The same people who murdered Santa—global elitist bankers—are trying to kill me, your president. Some people think this is funny, but believe me, those people won’t be laughing in 2,000 years.

December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 hollylovenews Uncategorized

Two Million Trees That Become Christmas Cards Hope You Enjoy Five Seconds Of Joy They Bring

“Really. Go ahead and cut us down just to become greeting cards that get thrown in the trash.”

December 19, 2019December 25, 2019 Emily Sanchez Uncategorized, Politics

Proud Trump Boasts Not Even Obama Was Impeached

"I got two Articles. Obama had none."

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