Heaven’s Airspace โ€”

After walking on water, performing countless miracles, and finally being crucified after a Democrat-led witch hunt, President Trump bid his base farewell. “I’ve been persecuted more than anyone ever. They’re all saying no one has ever been through anything this bad, but this is what happens when you’re the Chosen One. This truly is a day of infamy. Not like that other day of infamy, that one wasn’t so bad. But this is terrible. I will see you soon. Please tell Mike to not touch my stuff.”

By Emily Sanchez, Photo Edit: Emily Sanchez

9 thoughts on “Trump Ascends To Heaven After Being Crucified By Congress

  1. ๐ŸŽถ “were you there when they crucified my Trump???” ๐ŸŽต

    1. Continuing….”Were you there when they smacked him on the rump?…OhhhOh-oh-oh…Sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble, I’m so glad they smacked him where he’s plump.”

    1. Yes, 20 for collusion, 20 for obstruction. That should effectively be a life sentence for him-very fitting.

    2. News said he canโ€™t run now heโ€™s an impeached President. Even if he gets off with Congress he canโ€™t run.

      1. He is allowed to run again. Being impeached doesnโ€™t stop him from running for re-election. If he is removed from office he canโ€™t run but we all know that the senate isnโ€™t removing him.

  2. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘โœŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿคก
    I’m being nice now for STATE AND FEDERAL!โœŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘โœŠโœŠโœŠ

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