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After walking on water, performing countless miracles, and finally being crucified after a Democrat-led witch hunt, President Trump bid his base farewell. “I’ve been persecuted more than anyone ever. They’re all saying no one has ever been through anything this bad, but this is what happens when you’re the Chosen One. This truly is a day of infamy. Not like that other day of infamy, that one wasn’t so bad. But this is terrible. I will see you soon. Please tell Mike to not touch my stuff.”

By Emily Sanchez, Photo Edit: Emily Sanchez

9 thoughts on “Trump Ascends To Heaven After Being Crucified By Congress

  1. 🎢 “were you there when they crucified my Trump???” 🎡

    1. Continuing….”Were you there when they smacked him on the rump?…OhhhOh-oh-oh…Sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble, I’m so glad they smacked him where he’s plump.”

    1. Yes, 20 for collusion, 20 for obstruction. That should effectively be a life sentence for him-very fitting.

    2. News said he can’t run now he’s an impeached President. Even if he gets off with Congress he can’t run.

      1. He is allowed to run again. Being impeached doesn’t stop him from running for re-election. If he is removed from office he can’t run but we all know that the senate isn’t removing him.

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