“We will not stop at annihilating the beloved yellow dwelling of the All Star Special breakfast! The ICBMs of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard will wipe out all of America’s most sacred shrines, from Sheetz to Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger to Culver’s, and Shake Shack to Friendly’s! We will exterminate every Runza’s, Burgerville, In-N-Out and Wawa! Yes — Wawa!"
Holy shit, woman!
“Adding unicycle lanes to freeways will reduce vehicle traffic and incentivize citizens to do their part for the environment, one wheel at a time.”
“The test's accuracy has an error margin of 0.03%, which is all the confidence I need to continue my presidential run,” Warren stated.
"We must be mindful to tread ever-so-carefully over the Constitution."
Sessions include: "Whoa, Calm Down, You Obviously Misunderstood Me" and "Actually, That's Not Exactly What That Means"
Subaru CEO Tomomi Nakamura breathed a sigh of relief, “We can finally put all of this behind us.”
We figured we'd save the $400,000 in maintenance fees and just let the patent expire.
“I can’t imagine being married to another woman,” says Herbert. “Mostly because I can’t imagine another woman.”
"Things are kind of tight right now, so this will be enough to tide us over a bit. Plus, sometimes I bring Archie along for the ride, and it puts him right to sleep. We'll be okay. Oi — give me a top rating, will ya? Cheers, mates," Prince Harry told the horde of paparazzi … Continue reading Prince Harry Picks Up A Few Uber Shifts To Get Family Through To Next Royalty Check