After the GOP blocked witness testimony during the impeachment hearings for President Trump, a Gospel Choir from D.C. offered lawmakers their own testimony. Shouts of, "Can I get an Amen!" could be heard echoing through the Senate chamber as Mitch McConnell hurried by to put in his order at Hooters.
“It’s all fuzzy, with hard and soft borders, and now it looks like it’s breaking into pieces.”
“They say an elephant never forgets,” said the resolute pachyderm. “But you just watch how quickly I forget all the evidence I heard at this impeachment trial.”
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From her upcoming album 'I Just Wanna Be Your Scorpion'
"They say this looks tiring, but honestly there's no other position I'd rather be in right now. Some might say that I appear to be doing all the heavy work of taking on this current President, but I know we are a team. So, I've had my orange juice now, and am all set. We … Continue reading Bernie Showing Signs Of Fatigue From Always Having To Be On Top
I may be liberal with my cock, but my cock isn't liberal, you hear? And if it was, I'd beat it until it can't take anymore.
I just refuse to be associated with such asshole supporters! It's for that reason I've decided to support a different candidate and abandon all my previous opinions about keeping poor people alive.
“I just have a feeling there’s more to the wraith realm than all these fancy trappings,” says Daniel, as he fidgets with his newest, trendy toy, a high-tech chain that can be rattled at forty different frequencies.
Eli Manning returned briefly, but only to grab his rings. "Can't forget these. They, uh, require them at the milk store," he assured his little guy.