Having a difficult time getting Republicans to agree to subpoena former National Security Advisor John Bolton in the impeachment hearings, Democrats are trying a new tactic. Congressman Adam Schiff asked, “Can we at least subpoena Bolton’s mustache?”

Trump’s defense team was seen mulling over the request with puzzled looks and is expected to make a final decision tomorrow.

In a private text intercepted between Schiff and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer during the break, Schiff revealed his optimism. “I think they’ll go for it, and then we’ll be set. No doubt there’s more damning evidence inside that bushy ‘stache than we could possibly dream of.”

By Holly Love, Photo edit: Emily Sanchez