LOS ANGELES —
Amidst an ongoing feud with Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon has announced that she will be releasing a bubble bath that smells exactly like her dead molar. This announcement comes on the heels of Paltrow releasing a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina, which, despite the hefty price tag, quickly sold out.
A source close to Witherspoon was quoted as saying, “Reese is a down-to-Earth woman who knows what people want in a bubble bath. People want to know that celebrities are just like them! Yes, they burp. Yes, they have dry skin. Yes, they have severe, untreated dental decay. What better way to feel connected to their favorite starlet than soaking in a tub of suds that reeks of their most intimate parts?”
It appears that Witherspoon isn’t the only celebrity trying to capitalize on this trend. Recently, Zooey Deschanel tweeted that she was developing a lotion that smells like her finger after she digs it around in the dimple above her buttcrack. And then there’s the rumor that Anne Hathaway has teamed up with Lip Smackers to release a lip balm that smells like used earring-backs.
Hopefully this endeavor will find more success than Courtney Love’s attempt back in 2009 to sell a mouthwash called Dick Aftertaste. It appears the world just wasn’t ready back then.
If you’re interested in purchasing Reese Witherspoon’s new bubble bath, it will become available shortly after her new website, Gooch, launches in the spring.
Story By CarolAnn Liebelt, Image Edit By Paul Klingle