Washington, D.C. —
The elephant in a certain room is absolutely delighted by the thought of not being discussed — indeed, it advocates for shutting down all conversation and carrying on as if nothing happened.
“They say an elephant never forgets,” said the resolute pachyderm. “But you just watch how quickly I forget all the evidence I heard at this impeachment trial.”
“And speaking of watching stuff, you ever watch one of those videos where a crazed elephant goes on a rampage and starts crushing people, flipping over cars, and generally wreaking havoc and destruction? God I love those videos!”
By Joe Lichtblau