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Black History Month Forced To Work Extra Day
“Of course I showed up to do the job, but you best believe I’ll never get any overtime pay.”
Health Study: Americans Too Fat To Participate In Leap Year
In a new finding out of the American Journal of Medicine, a meta-analysis of over 300 million Americans has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: Americans are too obese to do Leap Day. Lead researchers pointed out that most are probably reading this while downing a two-liter of Coke. The pudgy little … Continue reading Health Study: Americans Too Fat To Participate In Leap Year
At Coronavirus Press Conference, Trump Assures Nation Grabbing By The Pussy Still Okay
"Right now, it is very low level," Trump pontificated. "Cover your cough, avoid touching your face, but grabbing by the pussy is still okay. If we get to the point grabbing by the pussy is not okay, we will immediately raise the alert level."
Sanders Redistributes His Campaign Donations To Help Struggling Candidates
"You can all have some of my cash, because I want this to be a fair fight, and right now I am destroying you."
Homeless Man Squeegees Off Ash Wednesday Forehead Dirt
Here, let me.
Bloomberg Says Racist Statements Not Accurate Reflection Of His White Supremacism
“When presented out of context, these comments I made years ago unfairly make me appear to be just a garden variety bigot, and represent a watered down version of my views about the dominance of the white race.”
Boy Scouts Selling 50 Years Worth Of Naked Scout Photos To Finance Abuse Settlements
"The Vatican immediately entered the initial bid. In fact, the only bid. Then they insisted on bidding against themselves for the next 24 hours. After that, NAMBLA jumped in with their offer, and the prices went through the roof."
Coexist Sticker Really Sticking It To Those Intolerant, Bootlicking Trumpster Fucks
Read it out loud, you soulless, bigoted right-wingers! It says COEXIST. That means we all have to share this planet, no matter how different we are, you racist, Trumplethinskin-loving pieces of shit!
4 Adam Sandler Films That Are Pure Trash But Still Made More Money Than You Ever Will
That $38 million dollar estate you just inherited makes you the envy of all your friends and coworkers, but you're struggling to understand how a movie as wholly unnecessary as Grown Ups 2 is still $79 million more successful than you.