It's a labor of love.
“Of course I showed up to do the job, but you best believe I’ll never get any overtime pay.”
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"Right now, it is very low level," Trump pontificated. "Cover your cough, avoid touching your face, but grabbing by the pussy is still okay. If we get to the point grabbing by the pussy is not okay, we will immediately raise the alert level."
"You can all have some of my cash, because I want this to be a fair fight, and right now I am destroying you."
Here, let me.
“When presented out of context, these comments I made years ago unfairly make me appear to be just a garden variety bigot, and represent a watered down version of my views about the dominance of the white race.”
"The Vatican immediately entered the initial bid. In fact, the only bid. Then they insisted on bidding against themselves for the next 24 hours. After that, NAMBLA jumped in with their offer, and the prices went through the roof."
Read it out loud, you soulless, bigoted right-wingers! It says COEXIST. That means we all have to share this planet, no matter how different we are, you racist, Trumplethinskin-loving pieces of shit!
That $38 million dollar estate you just inherited makes you the envy of all your friends and coworkers, but you're struggling to understand how a movie as wholly unnecessary as Grown Ups 2 is still $79 million more successful than you.