After his surprising showing in Iowa, Pete Buttigieg lavished praise on the innovative SHADOW vote counting app. “I rarely endorse products, but this revolutionary vote app has really given a boost to my campaign. I plan on explaining to Democratic party officials in New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina how much time and money they can save using this cutting-edge technology. I also plan on talking to the Federal Election Commission about possible uses for this wonderful software in the general election. I urge all voters to download this app on your phones and devices. It does a lot more than count votes. It can calculate your grocery bill, and do your taxes in minutes. You can link it directly to your bank account to help support my campaign.”

Iowa precinct captains could not be reached for comment.

By Fred Gailey