Hartford, CT-

A New England man’s misunderstanding of his wife’s request for an Edible Arrangement led to a disappointing Valentine’s Day when she had a massive panic attack then curled up on the living room floor, promptly falling asleep.

“It’s been years since we’ve done anything like that, but she’s been hinting at it for a couple weeks,” said a confused Nathan Moody of his wife, Whitney.

As Nathan gently woke his sleeping wife to ask if he should cancel their dinner reservation, Whitney abruptly shot up and grabbed his shoulders. “You know what would be soooooo good right now? Chocolate-covered strawberries. But, like, in a bouquet, with more fruit! THAT would be amazing!” She exclaimed.

By Kendra Coleman