In response to news that Coronavirus has landed in the US, President Trump held a press conference. “Right now, it is very low level,” Trump pontificated. “Cover your cough, avoid touching your face, but grabbing by the pussy is still okay. If we get to the point grabbing by the pussy is not okay, we will immediately raise the alert level. I can assure you my top people are prepared to deal with any threat to grabbing by the pussy. Republicans rule, Democrats drool. Good night, everyone.”
