Owensboro, KY —

Self-described “man’s man,” Jim Tarver admits to indulging himself to some Grade A man meat on cheat days. “I have a beautiful wife, three great kids, and I always vote Red — but once a week, I allow myself to make love to a gentleman,” Tarver told reporters. “Most of the time, it’s the same guy. I met Kevin eight years ago at a rally for family values, but lately I’ve needed more. These are stressful times, so now I find myself having a lil ‘me day’ three, four times a week, and Kev’s not always available. I’m not one of those gay guys though. People like that make us all look bad. No, I’m firm, but tender with every one of those guys.”

By Emily Cohen