The answers are below each quote. No cheating!

A. “Baby, I want to get inside you and grow, grow, grow!”

We’re not sure. Probably Trump.

B. “I don’t care if you live or die, as long as it doesn’t interfere with me reproducing.”

Oh come on, this one is too easy. Trump, speaking to his cheering supporters at a rally.

C. “You can’t breathe? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over all that choking. Here, how about I tear up your lungs, you gagging motherfucker?”

Trump, “negotiating” with some contractor he stiffed.

D. “Suck me! Oh, oh, oh yeah, suck harder! Suck it all in, oh yeah! I’m tiny, but I want to go all the way to the back of your throat, bitch!”

By bizarre coincidence, both Trump and COVID-19 have said this at different times.

E. “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little.”

Neither, it was FDR. Do you seriously believe Slap-On-Tan the President-Man would say anything remotely resembling this?

By Joe Lichtblau