By Becky Thompson

I never thought I could love something more than my three beautiful children, but then I bought a new baby bunny. Last night I got to watch this little guy boing and zoom around the room, and it was all over. He wins. He’s so much cuter than my stupid human children. I don’t even care that his butt is a tommy gun that leaves poop balls everywhere he goes. I would rather clean up a thousand rabbit raisins than one stupid human kid poop. When I die, I’m leaving everything to this fluffy little fuck. I love him.