Banging his tiny fists on a local taco truck, and shouting, “Come out Jose, I know you’re Mexican!” Trump began his mid-morning quest for another hit of hydroxychloroquine. “I’ve been using Plaquenil, but I’ll take what you got! My doctor cut me off!”

As Secret Service attempted to peel him away from the beloved, old taco stand owned by former Gulf War Vet Miguel Sanchez, he continued to rock himself back and forth, muttering, “These taco cartels, the Mexicans should all be deported.”

By Emily Sanchez