Fans watching The Murder Hornets concert on Zoom were dismayed to see a microphone being set up in front of drummer Jonah Vincennes’ drum kit. “Oh shit, don’t tell me he is going to try to sing,” lamented the band’s dozens of fans.

Jonah then proceeded to introduce American Idiot. “This is a cover I’ve been working on for a while. I’ve never tried to sing in front of people before, but I really love Green Day. This goes out to Billy Joe and all the guys.”

The announcement was followed by a series of chimes as viewers exited the session. “Hell, their frontman can barely carry a tune. I don’t even want to know what this is going to sound like,” muttered one fan. “I’m going for a vape,” said another.

By Fred Gailey