Dearborn, MI—

“I’ve spent a lot of time researching the best ways to feng shui. I want to respect the tradition, and not go around white-washing history. It’s an ancient art form, and she’ll be here in 3-4 weeks,” Gordon Reese told his roommate, Brian Garry. Upon further questioning, Garry reported it became clear to him that Reese was not talking about new pillows, or a book on how to create balance in their shared living space. “Oh, I checked his computer. He definitely just ordered a sex doll. But he cooks and does the dishes, so what are you gonna do.”

By Emily Cohen